Proctologist Doctor Kit

This hilarious kit includes pre-stained gloves, a name tag, a hemorrhoid cure (with a surprise inside), and 20 business cards with 4 funny sayings ("The best a** man - no butts about it", "Free Parking in Rear", "When you need to remove a pain in the a**", "Early Office Hours - Starting at the Crack of Dawn (see Nurse Dawn for appointment").